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The dreaded combo personality trait of being both vapid and vacuous. A person who is both extremely lifeless, and major league stupid.
Not even a brain transplant, ten Red Bulls and a cattle prod could save Jane from being totally vapuous.
vapuous by Mr Knuckles August 15, 2008
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1. (adjective) - Lacking any significance or a valid point.

2. (adjective) - To have a brain that is completely devoid of common sense and significant thought.

3. (adverb) - To be so self-absorbed that the needs of other people or dependants are never considered before making a decision or taking action.

4. (adverb) - To act in a self-satisfied manner

5. (adverb) - To behave a in a manner that is meaningless
to other people
If she weren't so vacuous, she would listen to our opinions before rushing to judgment.

Your would think that his vacuous mother would care more about his well being than focusing on keeping a great tan.
vacuous by Tom Bidel October 12, 2005
Usually meaning stupid or dull/ empty minded. Other words include
You are so vacuous

I know

Vacuous Cunt 

An empty headed female with a nasty attitude
Vacuous Cunt by Queene Helene May 11, 2018
Pointless, empty, depressing, inane
A life without children is vapious” - Andrew Tate
Vapious by LetumBULB July 10, 2022

Vacuous bullshit

Complete and utter nonsense lacking any thought or sign of intelligence. Commonly associated with ghetto dwellers, CoD players and religious people.
Vacuous bullshit:
Ghetto dweller edition "Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!"
Christian edition "How can atheists refuse God's existence when there's so much evidence! Just look outside! That leaf doesn't look anything like a bacteria, therefore evolution is made up and stupid."
CoD hardened edition "OMGZZ yu gaiz, I just got a double choklit sprinkld 720 fakey ladder stall no scope triple collat. I jizzed evarywhurr."
1. A term used to define what is known to man as space.

2. The inside of all Star Wars fans head.
1. Gee Wiz the universe goes on forever, so i guess you could say it's vacuous.

2. I'm a Star Wars fan and I'm vacuous.
vacuous by Pedus May 1, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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