vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

vanrouter

a person who has never eaten meatloaf and broadcasts it widely.

That guy won't shut up about dinner, he is such a Vanrouter.

Dude, that Vanrouter is all about the fruit and veg.

by jackson lester July 22, 2010

vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

by John Brokowski May 20, 2011

vankooten'd

To be proven incorrect through the personal effort, dedication, and perseverance of another.

This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.

When Naked Craig historically defeated Manus on #DeathDays he thoroughly vankooten'd everyone who thought he would continue to fail with his current equipment.

by Machai May 22, 2017

vanhoglen

The act of getting drunk and unleashing a flurry of insulting posts on an internet messageboard just to start some shit and stir the pot.

Dude you totally went vanhoglen last nite were you drunk posting or what?

by eddievanhoglen November 10, 2006

Vanhouser

Balls....ball sweat

Im freezing my Vanhouser off.

by Smokey Macpot November 10, 2006