vanhouten

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A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

vanhouten by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

Words you can keep

vanrouter

a person who has never eaten meatloaf and broadcasts it widely.

That guy won't shut up about dinner, he is such a Vanrouter.

Dude, that Vanrouter is all about the fruit and veg.

vanrouter by jackson lester July 22, 2010

Related Words

vanhouten • Ava VanHoutan • Jared Van Houten • Van Houzen • VanHouser • vanhoglen • Vanhouse • vankooten • vankooten'd • vanrouter

vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

vankooten by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

Jared Van Houten by John Brokowski May 20, 2011

vankooten'd

To be proven incorrect through the personal effort, dedication, and perseverance of another.

This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.

When Naked Craig historically defeated Manus on #DeathDays he thoroughly vankooten'd everyone who thought he would continue to fail with his current equipment.

vankooten'd by Machai May 22, 2017

vanhoglen

The act of getting drunk and unleashing a flurry of insulting posts on an internet messageboard just to start some shit and stir the pot.

Dude you totally went vanhoglen last nite were you drunk posting or what?

vanhoglen by eddievanhoglen November 10, 2006

Vanhouser

Balls....ball sweat

Im freezing my Vanhouser off.

Vanhouser by Smokey Macpot November 10, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026