vanko1

That's the pure definition of slav. Guy who is amazingly crazy and shoots heads with his eyes closed. He is the man who jumps in first and the only one to leave alive. If you see vanko1 you better wear a helmet.

Ally: Who is that man in our team?
Enemy: Wholy shit guys is THE vanko1, better surrender

vanko1 by His opponent December 5, 2020

vankooten 

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.

Damn is that a vankooten?

vankooten by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009

Gillette VanKodak 

When you steal your friends razor and take a picture of it next to your nutsack. You then send a pic message of it after he shaves his face the next morning.

I hit Tom with the Gillette VanKodak after he shaved this morning.

Gillette VanKodak by Fake Jinewoodson May 26, 2010

vanko 

Vanko is the biggest playboy ever. He loves to fuck whores, mostly russians! Vanko have large penis and most girls fall in love with little Vanko. He is beauty, smart and big motherfucker! Really fuckable.

Where Are you going?
- To fuck with Vanko

vanko by Asshole669 January 10, 2018

vankooten'd

To be proven incorrect through the personal effort, dedication, and perseverance of another.

This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.

When Naked Craig historically defeated Manus on #DeathDays he thoroughly vankooten'd everyone who thought he would continue to fail with his current equipment.

vankooten'd by Machai May 22, 2017

vankookers

a group chat full of flops. they're very fucking corny but i love them. they made my 2020 not gonna lie. without them i wouldn't have met cool (ew) people.

some of them can be very toxic but they can manage.. I LOVE YOU GUYS

”do you know vankookers?”

”oh you mean annoyingkookers?”

vankookers by taehyunglvr300 December 18, 2020

Vankookers

they were so iconic but a flop now. they love each other now though. 😝 they're not company stans, they are sometimes annoying but they can be funny.

they think they are really dating bts members so funny yikes. anyway, GC!!

”do you know vankookers?”

”oh you mean annoyingkookers??”

Vankookers by taehyunglvr300 December 18, 2020