vanetesse

When you tickle your asshole before releasing the demon

Also someone who gets black balled alot

"It's Karen! It's Karen!"

Since Tom Lehman could not shit regularly, he had to vanetesse himself to help get it started.

by Trebor Yarrum March 25, 2008

vanesselled

adj. 1. vanesselled (van-ness-elled) - The state of a doobage receptacle that has been thoroughly exhausted, leaving only dark residue, and the need for the contents to be restocked.

Since I didn't have any rolling papers in which to prepare a jumbo hootymack, I decided to use my pipe. After passing it around the table several times, the hits began to wane, and my friend declared, "Reload that pipe, Nigga, it's vanesselled!"

by mbphotog March 10, 2009

Vantess

Vantess is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in ཌ𝓝𝓞𝓥ད Patrick Vantess, the puppet of a discord owner known as "Epic". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from being a Vantess, please see a phycologist.

Member of Tankria: I'm a Vantess Family member!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard.

by please dont kill me epic November 5, 2022

Brett Vantassel

Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.

Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.

by rctrucker45 March 9, 2009

vanesse

An amazing bitch.

Look at that Vanesse, tearing it up at the club.

by American Cellphone April 20, 2017

vantassel

insulting us wont make your penis any bigger

asian people have a small penis

by ~blizzy~ August 16, 2003

Vanesse

Vanesse is a very childish girl who loves being an only child. She is very short but tries to be tall. Sometimes she can lie a lot but she is sometimes helpful. She goes boy crazy a lot of times.

Me: where’s Vanesse

Her: oh she’s talking to those boys over there
Me: or course she is

by Ealyaa March 17, 2019