vantassel

insulting us wont make your penis any bigger

asian people have a small penis

vantassel by ~blizzy~ August 16, 2003

vantassel

hey chink....theres a space in between van and tassel...i mean i know that english isnt your first language but still...damn koreans

no matter what...i still hate british people...i guess i just say that alot

vantassel by ~blizzy~ August 15, 2003

Vantassel

a british dicklicking faggot

Vantassel by Anonymous August 7, 2003

vantassel

a soon to be dead man

wow that vantassel just fucked with the wrong guy.

vantassel by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Brett Vantassel

Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.

Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.

Brett Vantassel by rctrucker45 March 9, 2009

vanesselled 

adj. 1. vanesselled (van-ness-elled) - The state of a doobage receptacle that has been thoroughly exhausted, leaving only dark residue, and the need for the contents to be restocked.

Since I didn't have any rolling papers in which to prepare a jumbo hootymack, I decided to use my pipe. After passing it around the table several times, the hits began to wane, and my friend declared, "Reload that pipe, Nigga, it's vanesselled!"

vanesselled by mbphotog March 10, 2009

vanbastelaer 

an all around amazing person, usually bilingual in english and belgianese. has GO DIEGO GO fantasies

That vanbastelaer is cool as shit

vanbastelaer by phillies66 December 5, 2009