Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.
As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.
Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.
A particularly refined version of the Welsh-Scottish name Gandolf but in the later 21st century was used much too often in reference to a wizard. It was not until the mid 1980’s that a “V” was used in replacing the “G” and therefore a name of class, fashion and quiet refinement was created.
Vans (a popular and shortened modern version of the name Vandolf).
(1st girl) Victoria: (claps uproariously) Yaaaaasss! Vandolf yaaasssss.... WERK IT!
(2nd girl) Mya: Ooooo Vandolf, let’s make green tea macarons. 😍
(3rd girl): Vans!! Kuya Vans!!