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van leeuwen

A non-human woman, from around 500 years old. Hates everybody who ever talks to her. She does everything in her life for the sake of Canada. She has enough body fat to feed 100 hungry children. She lives in a classroom.
That teacher isn't nice, it's a typical van leeuwen!
van leeuwen by RonJansNiet April 23, 2020
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Troy Van Leeuwen 

The current multi-instrumentalist of Queens of the Stone Age, Troy Van Leeuwen is a badass musician and has also played with bands such as A Perfect Circle, Sweethead, Enemy, Failure, and more. Troy is known to favor semi-hollow guitars and has his own signature Yamaha (Yamaha SA503 TVL).

Troy is also known among fans for his kickass style, almost always wearing finely tailored suits and looking downright classy. In the words of former QOTSA drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl: "Chicks dig it, man."
Jeez, Troy Van Leeuwen is an awesome guitarist. He might even be as good as Josh Homme!

I love how all of the guys are in t-shirts and Troy STILL wears a suit. He's unbelievably sexy.
Troy Van Leeuwen by camizzled August 14, 2010

clayton van leeuwen 

clayton is a talented person, although a show off, he can be quite annoying. clayton's life goal is to show off and be the best, the competition is generally weak, but can be challenging. being friends with a clayton can be highly beneficial, they are extremely intelligent and athletic they will help you with your work and defend you to no end
clayton van leeuwen by the_merchant- September 8, 2019

Joep Van Leeuwen 

a very very sussy boy
man you see that sus kid his is so sus like Joep Van Leeuwen
Joep Van Leeuwen by MaxConlang October 18, 2023

Vanleeuwen 

A Vanleeuwen is the best family last name that you could ever marry into.
They are always funny and active with something, can be seen as quite an odd bunch from a bystander, but everyone who knows one does not regret it! They are crazy, determined hard workers who are not afraid to help out anyone in need!
Watch out for that crazy group, they are Vanleeuwens.
Vanleeuwen by Thatoneneighbour August 10, 2022

Vanleeuwen 

A Vanleeuwen is the best family last name that you could ever marry into.
They are always funny and active with something, can be seen as quite an odd bunch from a bystander, but everyone who knows one does not regret it! They are crazy, determined hard workers who are not afraid to help out anyone in need!
Watch out for that crazy group, they are Vanleeuwens.
Vanleeuwen by Thatoneneighbour August 10, 2022
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