van deusen

to figure something out after given unclear instructions

Person 1: Do you understand how to do this lab?
Person 2: Yep!
Person 1: You van deusened it! Wow!

by betaji123 June 16, 2016

Van Dusen

To get the hell or fuck out of a place or situation.

If you want to leave any place or situation just tell your buddy "lets Van Dusen."

by Argen86 October 13, 2009

Van Dusen

1. Fecal Matter, the contents of one's colon or rectum.

2. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language, worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Pretentious, insolent talk or behavior. i.e. bullshit. Or one who engages in such behaviors i.e. a poser.

Often used in certain fixed constructions e.g.
To pull a Van Dusen, to drop a Van Dusen.

1. I'll be there shortly, gotta go drop a van dusen first.

2. Did you hear that guy who wouldn't shut up about St. Augustine? Jeez, what a Van Dusen.

by Kabouter Weasley March 7, 2013

Van dusen

A basement boy afraid to leave the house.

Mistakes opinions for facts commonly

I’m a van dusen, Google me rn. The jab saved my family. That’s a fact.

by Van Dusen February 17, 2022

tony van dusen

Fuck this guy

Tony Van Dusen is a dick

by firesam August 29, 2016

VanDuesen

A middle name for someone who is a general bad-ass. Respected by all, and will most likely become president one day.

Did you hear about VanDuesen? He's going to be so awesome some day!

by The Anon, -B February 26, 2013

vandusen

When someone is a giant pussy, who Exhibits racism, idiotic behaviour, while having multiple freak outs a day.

“VANDUSEN! I heard you were taking shit”
Vandusen : “well I heard you smell like poo”
*gets headbunt*

by DrPhil.mybabydaddy September 15, 2019