VAN DAMME 

The act of kicking open a door very loudly. You usually yell the words VAN DAMME as you are doing it as well. Refers to the action movie star Jean Claude Van Damme, and how his kicks can bust down doors.

This is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious asshole, or you're carrying something and can't use your hands.

Ahhh shit I can't open that door with all this shit in my hands. Oh well, VAN DAMME!(Busts open door with kick)

VAN DAMME by BigYetiDick January 28, 2008

Van Damme 

The Van Damme, is inspired by the movie "Waiting." The Van Damme is a technique to show ur nut or nuts at a casual by stander and then ridaculing him or her as a fag and kicking them 6 times. The technique is difficult and requires some martial arts background, hence the name VAN DAMME. The move goes like this, Person A does a round house kick with loose shorts in front of person B, person B takes a quick glimps of his nuts as he should because the VAN DAMME should be lightning quick.

"SHIT, he pulled the van damme"

Van Damme by JC SLATER September 18, 2006

van damme carwash 

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.

Looks like it's another Van Damme Friday.

Van Damme Friday by Pats Mom March 7, 2008

Van Damme facial. 

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").

Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Van Damme facial. by Antony December 20, 2003

Van-Damme it 

1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.

2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.

You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."

Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."

Van-Damme it by Yehudi c/o Rhett April 29, 2008

Van Damme Van 

The single greatest vehicle ever.

Did you see the Van Damme Van? It looks awesome. Plus I hear it can go over 1000 miles.

Van Damme Van by Livewire October 10, 2005