Vampie 

(vam-pee) Comes from the vampires' bloodline. In other words, it's an immortal creature that excesively drinks Coca~Cola. Like vampires, they drink blood, but just for fun. They can sometimes be hyper because of all the sugar that they constantly drink. Like vampires, they do have a weakness. Their weakness are coconuts, other sodas, tomatoes, and fried eggs. To kill a vampie, you have to shove any of those weaknesses up their noses. To revive them, u may shove bacon in their mouths.

WARNING: They may take one portion of bacon every 3 hours. If not, they may have: heart attacks, excesive need for blood, the urge to stab people, the urge to hug people, the need to be weird, deception problems, excesive thirst and hunger, may feel the need to have sexual relation, and many others.
CAUTION: They may get too hyper if they take 5 or more servings of Coca~Cola.

I'm not a vampire, you dumb butt! I'm a vampie.

Vampie by AlexxaVamppie October 3, 2011

Vampie 

1. A type of pie that can feed on your blood from the inside to slowly kill you
2. a type of pie that can turn you into a vampire
3. a soul placed into a pie to be eaten and slowly drink the victom blood till it dies and the soul can take over the victoms blood.

1. "Did you hear that Alex got served yesterday"
"How so?"
"Mary made him a vampie for desert"
"Lol, he deserves it"
2. Max ate a vampie, and now he's hotter than Edward Cullen. Who knew that a chess club nerd could get so hot with just a vampie.
3. Linda died a few days ago, but the witches put her soul in a vampie. A few days later Linda was in pop star Miley Cyrus's body and started posting dirty pictures of herself on the web.

Vampie by TheDeadPie February 23, 2009

vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Qi Vampire 

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.

My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!

Qi Vampire by Phuqit January 25, 2010

Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.

Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.

Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

Fluoride Vampire 

A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.

Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."

Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."

Fluoride Vampire by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013