vameyer

The delusional creation of Stephanie Meyer, where she intends to make vampires, but screws up the folklore established my Bram Stoker terribly, making men cringe in pain when hearing them referred to as vampires.

Girl: "Jacob is one hot, sparkling vampire!"
Boy: "No, he is not a vampire! He is a vameyer!"

by jcal94 August 15, 2010