A small town 30 minutes southeast of STL. 50% of the people who live here hate the lack of fast food restaurants and rude people while the other 50% love the rural area and multiple places to smoke weed, juul, and drink. It’s hard to find a girfriend/ boyfriend because you are more than likely related to them; thus, if you are dating someone from Valmeyer, you’re more than likely committing incest. The guys here love t-rucks and getting drunk on the weekends while the girls love gawking at hot boys from other schools.
Valmeyer? Where’s that?
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Someone who lives in the silicon valley which comprises of the Peninsula, San Francisco area up until San Jose. Usually characterized by tech geekiness or enthusiasm towards ventures or startups.
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