Valmeyer

A small town 30 minutes southeast of STL. 50% of the people who live here hate the lack of fast food restaurants and rude people while the other 50% love the rural area and multiple places to smoke weed, juul, and drink. It’s hard to find a girfriend/ boyfriend because you are more than likely related to them; thus, if you are dating someone from Valmeyer, you’re more than likely committing incest. The guys here love t-rucks and getting drunk on the weekends while the girls love gawking at hot boys from other schools.

Valmeyer? Where’s that?

Valmeyer by lil’ so so June 12, 2018

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vameyer

The delusional creation of Stephanie Meyer, where she intends to make vampires, but screws up the folklore established my Bram Stoker terribly, making men cringe in pain when hearing them referred to as vampires.

Girl: "Jacob is one hot, sparkling vampire!"
Boy: "No, he is not a vampire! He is a vameyer!"

vameyer by jcal94 August 14, 2010

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Valmeyer • vameyer • Silicon Valleyer

Silicon Valleyer

Someone who lives in the silicon valley which comprises of the Peninsula, San Francisco area up until San Jose. Usually characterized by tech geekiness or enthusiasm towards ventures or startups.

Hey, are you a New Yorkers? No I am a Silicon Valleyer

Silicon Valleyer by worldhello June 26, 2016

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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