Valvo

Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love.

See that guy? He's got the Valvo dick.

by Funky Buttlove July 11, 2008

valvo

Valvo... The unintentional act of being mysterious. vague, ambiguous, flaky or unconventional

The mistress was so uninterested in the party and it's guests she came across quite valvo.

by Cjoval April 13, 2007

Valvo San

1. Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love. 2. He have a Chuck Norris penis!

See that guy? He's got a Valvo San dick.

by Your mom LOLgagafg April 6, 2009

Valvo

Being overwhelmingly lucky, but denying it every time.

I don't have the Valvo's luck, I'm just better.

by Unlucky AF August 28, 2022