Valvo 

Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love.

See that guy? He's got the Valvo dick.

Valvo by Funky Buttlove June 27, 2008

valvo 

Valvo... The unintentional act of being mysterious. vague, ambiguous, flaky or unconventional

The mistress was so uninterested in the party and it's guests she came across quite valvo.

valvo by Cjoval April 19, 2007

Valvo 

Being overwhelmingly lucky, but denying it every time.

I don't have the Valvo's luck, I'm just better.

Valvo by Unlucky AF August 27, 2022

Valvo San 

1. Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love. 2. He have a Chuck Norris penis!

See that guy? He's got a Valvo San dick.

Valvo San by Your mom LOLgagafg April 6, 2009

Valorie 

Valorie is smart, funny, and caring. She is always thinking of others, never of herself. She is selfless, and has the biggest heart ever. Just don't get on her bad side. She will make you pay if you do. She loves hard and cares even harder. She is also a beatiful girl. She has the prettiest smile and the sexiest body. She also carries an innocence about her that appeals to others. Valorie is the epitome of someone you would want by your side. Always.

"You seen Valorie?"
"Yes, she is so sweet, and caring."

"I need to get a girl like Valorie."

Valorie by VGirlWal January 10, 2017

Valorizz

When a person has the ability to woo a girl in the video game Valorant.

My boy Gio got so many bitches in Valorant... He got that Valorizz.

Valorizz by carliscash November 12, 2022

hop on valorant 

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex

Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏

hop on valorant by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 24, 2021