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valeene
Valeene is a genuine gem to always hold on to. She is always the person to make you smile when your down and will try to help make things better. Very loving and caring to all they meet and love. They are the type of person to always have your back, make sure your okay when your not, and give her last just to help someone they really care for. If you ever have met a Valeene in your life, keep her close and always have her back because she would do it in a heartbeat.
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Valken
Valleen
-Vahgina Hertz (Like on Family Guy)
-One of the BEST people you'll EVER meet.
-Always funny.
-Always has the BEST supply of alcohol and knows how to make drinks RIGHT!
-AWESOME dancer.
-Everyone wants to be her friend.
-She'll always have ADORABLE children.
-She knows military time. (Roger that. Copy. Over and out)
-She knows her address when written down.
-Sings with a voice of Fergie and Jesus.
-If you go through life without knowing her, your life was pointless.
-One of the BEST people you'll EVER meet.
-Always funny.
-Always has the BEST supply of alcohol and knows how to make drinks RIGHT!
-AWESOME dancer.
-Everyone wants to be her friend.
-She'll always have ADORABLE children.
-She knows military time. (Roger that. Copy. Over and out)
-She knows her address when written down.
-Sings with a voice of Fergie and Jesus.
-If you go through life without knowing her, your life was pointless.
Old Man 1: "Damn I wish I would've known a Valleen before I die. My life seems so incomplete."
Old Man 2: "You have no idea what you missed out on!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear that woman sing?"
Girl 2: "Ya, that's a Valleen. They have amazing voices.
Old Man 2: "You have no idea what you missed out on!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear that woman sing?"
Girl 2: "Ya, that's a Valleen. They have amazing voices.
Valleen by Kryple Master Flex September 12, 2009
Valkenburg Mirror
The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
Valkenburg Mirror by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008
Valkennzie
Valkennzie
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
Valkennzie by Ily July 25, 2014
valkenborg
valkenborg by etneyhn4n4ueumey December 8, 2016
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