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Retinal Vaginitis
Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012
valantis
valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.
Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??
valantis by valantislover123 December 31, 2011
vaginitis
when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
vagilitis
The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind
vagilitis by ninesheets April 12, 2013
vagicitis
n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
vagicitis by King me. bitch December 19, 2008