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The gods you pray to when your vagina has been dry for months
Friend: I haven't had sex in a week
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some
vagods by Byemarthaaa May 10, 2017
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A vag that is wider than it is long.
Marc only likes girls with vagodes. Marc likes Lauren.
vagode by pedroVIII September 19, 2009

vagoderant 

vicky: hey becky, after a jog ive noticed your always so fresh down there.
becky: its cause i always apply vagoderant, here borrow mine.
vicky: thanks!
Becky: apply back to front
vagoderant by p.nasty January 12, 2012

Vagooesque

(adj.) Visually abstract in a way that evokes vaginal or feminist body symbolism through ambiguity rather than explicit depiction.
“I realized the tattoo looked a little vagooesque until the smoke was added.”
Vagooesque by thouperduper December 15, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026