vagmuffin

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An irritating person who has a tendency to flaunt the fact that they store breakfast foods in their nether regions.

Steph: Yesterday, I was about to get a manicure when I realized I had a croissant shoved up my pussy.

Jessica: WTF Steph! You're such a vagmuffin!

vagmuffin by carluger April 30, 2009

Words you can keep

VagSurfing

It's like couch surfing but instead of sleeping on different couches, you sleep with girls instead so you have a place to stay

Bro 1: how was you trip to Europe?

Bro 2: Pretty sick Bro, saved a ton of money by vagsurfing in every city

VagSurfing by Nineinchesofnav April 1, 2015

Related Words

vagmuffin • Fagmuffin • ragmuffin • VagSurfing • Sag Muffin • yag muffin

FagMuffin

A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...

JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!

FagMuffin by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004

fagmuffin

One who is queer and is lacking nuts.

Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!

fagmuffin by Xenon Hot Xenon May 31, 2006

fagmuffin

somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.

joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.

fagmuffin by fabsicles May 21, 2008

RagMuffin

1: Tampon.

a: "Tissue or a tampon"

b: "I'll take a ragmuffin thx"

RagMuffin by Skizzles May 14, 2010

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

fagmuffin by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026