vagmuffin 

An irritating person who has a tendency to flaunt the fact that they store breakfast foods in their nether regions.

Steph: Yesterday, I was about to get a manicure when I realized I had a croissant shoved up my pussy.

Jessica: WTF Steph! You're such a vagmuffin!

vagmuffin by carluger April 30, 2009

VagSurfing 

It's like couch surfing but instead of sleeping on different couches, you sleep with girls instead so you have a place to stay

Bro 1: how was you trip to Europe?

Bro 2: Pretty sick Bro, saved a ton of money by vagsurfing in every city

VagSurfing by Nineinchesofnav April 1, 2015

FagMuffin

A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...

JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!

FagMuffin by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004

fagmuffin

One who is queer and is lacking nuts.

Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!

fagmuffin by Xenon Hot Xenon May 31, 2006

fagmuffin

somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.

joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.

fagmuffin by fabsicles May 21, 2008

RagMuffin 

1: Tampon.

a: "Tissue or a tampon"

b: "I'll take a ragmuffin thx"

RagMuffin by Skizzles May 14, 2010

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

fagmuffin by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008