Definitions by carluger

garkle 

A word one uses to emphasize that one has just experienced something extremely awkward.

I was talking to my friend about how I thought my professor was a white supremacist. When I turned around, they had been standing right behind me. Garkle.

garkle by carluger April 30, 2009

vagmuffin 

An irritating person who has a tendency to flaunt the fact that they store breakfast foods in their nether regions.

Steph: Yesterday, I was about to get a manicure when I realized I had a croissant shoved up my pussy.

Jessica: WTF Steph! You're such a vagmuffin!

vagmuffin by carluger April 30, 2009

Tabookake 

When the winner of a game of 'Taboo' gets to jiz all over the face of the loser

Due to his enjoying the feeling of sperm all over his face, Tzvi deliberately loses games of 'Taboo' so as to experience a Tabookake.

Tabookake by carluger April 30, 2009