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a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis
is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french
vagines by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022
Person A: penis porne, vagines.

Person B: ...What?
vagines by oatmealwastakenomg June 18, 2023

vagynesexual

When you're only attracted to vaginas. Nothing else.
Why don't you like anything but my vagina? Are you a vagynesexual?
vagynesexual by chiraffare January 14, 2017

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese 

people who live the country Vagina
"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire
Vaginese by Haxer122 October 29, 2023
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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