The exponential swelling of the vaginal area or "goonyah", often closely associated with excessive beer intake. Signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.
Hey Kristin, since when did you get balls...oh wait...its your HUGE Beer Vagina!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.