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Purple Vagina Plush Toy 

an insult for a very hairy woman
i slept with this girl who was like a purple vagina plush toy.

Plush vagina 

1: when you insert your penis in the female private parts aka the vagina and it feels like the inside of an Umbreon plush toy (any plush toy really, maybe even Judy hopps, shes really fucking hot, i have a boner just thinking about her), aka a plush vagina.
2: when you cut a hole in a Lola bunny (any plush toy really, it could even be Spider-Man!) and you fuck it.
1: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.
2: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.

I need a therapist
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026