vagina beef

A nick name for a vagina that looks like a Hardee's roast beef sand which.

Friend: dude. I was having intercourse with this girl and she had vagina beef!

Friend 2: ew! That's why I don't pick up girls from Hardee's anymore!

vagina beef by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014

Vagina beef stew 

When u poo in her vagina and eat it out wit a fork on nem

Just had a yummy vagina beef stew

Vagina beef stew by Capbap October 22, 2019

Roast Beef Vagina 

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

Roast Beef Vagina by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

roast beef vagina 

A vagina with labia that look like they came straight from an Arby's beef n cheddar.

I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."

roast beef vagina by Lesbian FSM February 10, 2013

Roast Beef Vagina 

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

Roast Beef Vagina by ipherca August 11, 2008

Italian beef sandwich vagina 

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

Italian beef sandwich vagina by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

beef sandwich vagina 

The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.

"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."

beef sandwich vagina by mammarylane December 18, 2015