vagizon

the term for a male expanding his horizons of vagina if the girls in his area are not suitable and finding new vagina. this is especially necessary for men who have been vagina-deprived for long periods of time

deprived man: dude, i haven't gotten any in awhile, the girls at my school are wack

friend of deprived man: yeah dude, you need to expand your vagizons

by captain jack the baby maker March 23, 2010

Vaginonomics

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

vagibond

One who goes from vagina to vagina without calling one his or her own.

Son, before I met your mother behind the truckstop dumpster, I was just a mullet wearing vagibond.

by Scrapinger January 30, 2005

vagilonian

When a woman lets her pubes roam free and it turns into a hideous uncontrollably monster.

After being lost in the wilderness, Beth came home with a vagilonian

by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016