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vagifi
When two people with vaginas that have a telepathic connection without using words just looks and thots(thoughts). This term can not be used when a penis is inoloved (except our queen sister James). If it is between 3 girls it is called trivagifi.
Related Words
vagificate • Vagification • Vagified • vagifinish • Vagi-Fi • vagician • Vaginitis • Vaginis • VaGiGi • vaginity
Vagiking
n.
1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.
2. a weakly natured viking.
pronunciation: vuhg aye king.
1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.
2. a weakly natured viking.
pronunciation: vuhg aye king.
Vagiking by the real vagiking March 23, 2009
Vagitine
CLERK: Can I help you?
LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.
CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.
LOUIE: Thank you.
LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.
CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.
LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
Vaginismus
Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019
vagician
One who can get any women he wants into bed, inevitably without any possibility of going home unsatisfied.
Vaginin'
Vaginin' by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010
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