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A female individual or group of women who is/are void of intelligence, sense of humor, wit;
Women who are pretentious, rude, selfish, arrogant and vain.
Female equivalent to the male 'douchebag.'
A woman who is mildy retarded, stupid or crass.
Jade: She tried to take my man and she's a nasty ho.

Mark: Sounds like a real Vagbag.
Vagbag by Bunkdance Vagbag July 26, 2011
Acronym for Fat Upper Pussy, the roll of fat located just above a chunky woman's crotch. See also FUP.
My hand would have made it all the way to the honey pot, but it was blocked by the Vagbag
Vagbag by Crum March 28, 2003
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Vagbag is the female version of t-bagging. When a girl hits someone with her vagina.
Man, that girl just vagbagged her friend.
vagbag by kholli March 16, 2014
To repeatedly lower one's vagina onto someone's face.
The female version of "teabagging."
Johnny almost suffocated the morning that Suzie tried to vagbag him, but at least she liked it.
Vagbag by volleychick3131 November 12, 2010
1. Uterus
2. Uterus while pregnant
Sally was numbed for the Caesarean section because she didn't want her vagbag to shoot the baby out.
vagbag by Saunders. August 27, 2007
A woman who has succumbed to the illicit power, money, and propaganda that emanates from a Vaginal Vampire and is willing to throw other women under the bus to gain the most meager of accolades from a VagVamp.

A VagHag will think, say, and do anything that a Vaginal Vampire requests in the name of religious idolatry or conservative dogma.
Sue had been standing in line for days. She was demeaning and pestering women who were entering the clinic for their health care needs. When asked, "Why are you acting like a VagHag?" her meek response was "My boss wants me to stop other women from using birth control or getting abortions and he even pays me for being here!"
VagHag by Bort6 October 1, 2012
the insulting mix between a vagina and a faggot
vagagot by immrPedoson February 19, 2012
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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