vaganated

A warm, wet, slimy, stank substance exerted from a man or womans vag area! Known to happen when very excited or scared!

That chick got a tattoo and called Ben back. Bens chodeloaf fucken vaganated all over the new chair.

by Gregdmoney January 26, 2009

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!

Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!

by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

vaginate

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.

I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 30, 2009

Vagitated

When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy

After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous

by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021

Vaginate

to stow items in one's vagina in an effort to hide item from authorities or others

Katherine vaginated the drugs while law enforcement searched the house for drugs and weapons.

by Lela Loo Dumas July 26, 2017

Vaginated

A person formally known as a male but has been vaginised by a woman. When the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete.

Bill can't go to the football games anymore because he has been vaginated. His wife has him taking Ball Room dancing lessons instead.

by Spanglerson September 21, 2009