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The act of partaking in vaginal sex with a female whilst simultaneously participating in a match of fencing. Usually both participants are performing vagante.
"Wanna get the girls together and play vagante?"
Vagante by Timothy Taint October 22, 2020
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Veganteacherphobia 

Fear of that vegan Karen who thinks she's actually doing anything but instead makes a good amount of people triggered.
Person A: What kind of phobias you have?
Person B: Veganteacherphobia
Person A: Yeah, I don't like that karen.
Veganteacherphobia by n_ix April 21, 2021
Related Words

vagaterian 

Vagaterian - one who eats vaginia (performs cunnilingus) but ususally refers to lesbians (e.g., as used in the movie, Imagine You & Me).
Jane is one hot vagaterian; she is one woman who really likes being down on the hot muffin.
vagaterian by TooSick4U December 22, 2006

vagander 

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.
I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.
vagander by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

Sede Vacante

Latin words meaining empty chair. Usually means that the papal office is unoccupied.

What the Presidency is in effect, since we now have an illegitimate pretender as our President since January of 2001.
The office of the President has been Sede Vacante since the election of George W. Bush and his taking office in January of 2001.
Sede Vacante by jesster79 February 7, 2006

vagander 

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.
vagander by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007
Not considerred a word anymore. It is a praise of genreal goodness.
A thousand vagancies for glory and happiness.
vagance by waffle November 3, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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