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vagcinated

The process of transferring antibodies via the birth canal.
Emily vagcinated her daughter Nora.
vagcinated by Banner MDRN June 21, 2021
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vaccinater 

People who righteously fight to eradicate preventable diseases from their communities by bravely allowing qualified medical professionals inject them and their offspring with antibodies triumphantly developed in laboratories in order to trigger an immune response sufficient enough to protect them from said preventable disease.
"Hey, Jane is having a measles party, do you want to bring your kids so they can hurry up and get a preventable disease?"
"Hell no. My kids don't get preventable diseases. I'm a vaccinater."
vaccinater by Sk8rnurse October 12, 2015

anti-vaccinater

A stupid, fucking piece of shit who hasn't for even one second taken any formal science classes at an institution for higher education--and is thus, easily influenced by fellow stupid, fucking pieces of shit like Jenny MacArthy--which causes them to be succeptable to scary sounding information even though literally every piece of scientific evidence suggests otherwise.
Hey Bill, did you hear that stupid, fucking peice of shit Larry is an anti-vaccinater?
anti-vaccinater by Standby Diver October 9, 2015
When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.
It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.
vagitated by godlikesme December 24, 2014
To be agitated by something only a female would do!
Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!
vagitated by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

vaginate 

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.
When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy
After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
Vagitated by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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