vacetious

the act of a girl leading a male astray in a sexual manner, followed by an immediate rebuttal of the previously promised favor or action

(In the midst of ((what appear to be)) the beginning acts of sex.)-

Girl- "Yeah! You like that?!..... "
Male- Some reinforcing gesture
Girl- "You just wait till I fuck you!"
Male-... some reinforcing gesture

-10 Minutes Later

Girl- "I just dont want to have sex with you because I really like you."

she was being vacetious

by JWPT October 26, 2010

Vagenious

Being an expert on the female genetalia.

FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?

by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

vacationship

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

"She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn't want to move, so they've struck up this very intense vacationship."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

vacationship

Term for a holiday romance that lasts only as long as the vacation itself. Not simply a holiday hookup, the two parties involved generally show signs of genuine, sustained affection toward one another, eg spending a lot of time together and neglecting their other friends.

John: ''Whats up with Pete?''
Steve: ''He's just ended his vacationship with Steph''

by magic_8ball January 11, 2008

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

by Nikki P. September 6, 2004

facetious

Along with abstemious, facetious is one of two words in the English language containing all five vowels in alphabetical order.

by gork March 26, 2003