vacious

the idiot's spelling of vacuous.

"a vacious stare? omg, do you mean vacuous?"
"nu-uh. vacious is too a word..."

by Bo Ningen November 17, 2021

Vacious

The distant, glassy-eyed stare of an alien abductee that has recently returned to earth after their experience and probably missing at least 50% of their brain. Vacious stares are also a known diagnosis for aliens impersonating humans.

After receiving a vacious stare, I became aware that the bank teller was not of this earth.

by Goitman March 9, 2011