utz

something having the quality of being consumable and also having the quality of giving joy when kicked.

That pen has the quality of utz.

by evanescent_llama November 10, 2003

utz

titties; slang for breasts

"you more of an utz or butts kinda guy??"

"that girl's got a whole mess of utz and butts!"

by carofinescallop February 25, 2015

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The sound of a techno/ EDM song.

“Let’s get this party starting! Utz utz utz”

by dayvud January 18, 2019

Utz

A delectable Bronx treat, often desired after a walk through Manahattan or Jersey, after a half to two-dozen drinks.

Hey Austin, I'm shit-faced--do you know where we can get a bag of Utz?

by R-Squared May 22, 2006

Utzed

When someone keeps saying they’re coming and never shows up. Even after 72 fucking hours. Named after Adam Utz.

Adam Utz: Hey I’ll be there in 30mins.

Unsuspecting friend: Cool man, see you then.

Other friend 2hrs later: Damn, you got Utzed again?

by Twitty69 December 15, 2020

Utz

The sound in techno/ dance music.

Sometimes used at random times when joking around about being gay.

1. Hey Dude! Did you hear that song? I like the first part where it goes 'utz utz utz'

2.
Jon: That guy looks totally gay.
Mike: Fer Sure. 'Utz utz utz' *pretends to rave*

by xxxEmoRaverxxx October 19, 2008

Utzed

Another word for being "salted" deriving from the chip/pretzel company, Utz, who puts salt on their products.

That kid just found out his girl is cheating on him. He's utzed!

by ohyeah69 January 12, 2009