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When someone keeps saying they’re coming and never shows up. Even after 72 fucking hours. Named after Adam Utz.
Adam Utz: Hey I’ll be there in 30mins.

Unsuspecting friend: Cool man, see you then.

Other friend 2hrs later: Damn, you got Utzed again?
Utzed by Twitty69 December 15, 2020
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Utzed Ütze utzero
the act of placing your scrotum in someone's mouth, then trying to pop the balls out of the mouth with vigorous flatulence though the nose.
The thick brown ring around your nose denotes your prowess in the field of utzero.
utzero by Wastecakes October 12, 2010
Another word for being "salted" deriving from the chip/pretzel company, Utz, who puts salt on their products.
That kid just found out his girl is cheating on him. He's utzed!
Utzed by ohyeah69 January 12, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026