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Utzed

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When someone keeps saying they’re coming and never shows up. Even after 72 fucking hours. Named after Adam Utz.
Adam Utz: Hey I’ll be there in 30mins.

Unsuspecting friend: Cool man, see you then.

Other friend 2hrs later: Damn, you got Utzed again?
Utzed by Twitty69 December 15, 2020
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Utzed • Ütze • utzero

utzero 

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the act of placing your scrotum in someone's mouth, then trying to pop the balls out of the mouth with vigorous flatulence though the nose.
The thick brown ring around your nose denotes your prowess in the field of utzero.
utzero by Wastecakes October 12, 2010
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Utzed

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Another word for being "salted" deriving from the chip/pretzel company, Utz, who puts salt on their products.
That kid just found out his girl is cheating on him. He's utzed!
Utzed by ohyeah69 January 12, 2009
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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