usefukness

General uselessness

The usefukness jeapordises the usefulness by a clear margin.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

usefuk

used to fuck(, when naming an ex- booty call, girl/boy friend, fuck buddy, one night stand, ect.). used especially with hispanics/latinos, because we don't use past tense, bitches.

pedro: you see that girl ova there, homes? *points to random sexy chula*

jose: yeah, what about her?

pedro: that's my usefuk.

jose: July! JULYER! that's my cousin maria!

*girl turns around*

jose: hey butterface! wassup?

by ♠Kitty♠ March 22, 2009

usefuk

A fortuitous typo that elevates the meaning of useful into something better. Something more:

Something as "useful as fuck".

Rob: Yeah, it is really usefuk
Rob: Useful
Rob: (or useful as fuck)
Dust: Think you just made a new word

by dustdub August 24, 2016