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usefukness by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010
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usefulless
usefulless by //waitwhat October 13, 2018
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usefulless
a word to describe items or objects around the house/apartment that would be useful if only one can find it when in need
extra toothbrush
Roommate 1: "I found an unused, extra toothbrush!"
Roommate 2: "Keep it for drunk guests who can't find their toothbrush during State Patty's weekend."
Roommate 1: "It's one of those things that would be useful if only you can find it when you need it."
Roommate 2: "Yep, it's one of those usefulless stuff..."
Roommate 1: "I found an unused, extra toothbrush!"
Roommate 2: "Keep it for drunk guests who can't find their toothbrush during State Patty's weekend."
Roommate 1: "It's one of those things that would be useful if only you can find it when you need it."
Roommate 2: "Yep, it's one of those usefulless stuff..."
usefulless by tproll July 1, 2011
Usefulessness
To be so useless that you do not own a dictionary; or the ignorant response in explaining your own uselessness.
My usefulessness exemplified is by my inability to own a dictionary. BLEEOUW.
Usefulessness by John Bleouw November 5, 2010
usefulnessity
Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.
usefulnessity by psykobear August 1, 2018
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