use a condom

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.
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by Anyomous182 March 12, 2012
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Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong
I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it
by Chinese goverment May 04, 2021
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Used Condom

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
by Darkeststar January 02, 2011
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Used Condom

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom
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Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.
Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
by yes juanito yes March 29, 2015
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Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.
by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010
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used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
by D Flawless November 12, 2021
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