Chemical symbol: Un.
Atomic number 327.
An odoriferous brown substance that usually exists between the toliet seat hinges and the bowl.
Uronium may also appear around the bolts that hold the toliet to the floor.

Some people choose to ignore uronium; choosing instead to mask its unique odor with Glade® Plug-Ins® or Wizard™ aerosol.

uronium by Telephony October 24, 2010

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oderus urungus

The lead singer of GWAR

Oderus Urungus' real name is Dave Brockie.

oderus urungus by colin c. May 8, 2005

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Uringasm

The tingling sensation you get at the tip of the anus when peeing after holding it in for a long time, almost feeling like you ejaculated without fornicating.

Dude 1: Dude pull over, I have to pee.

Dude 2: Didn't you go before we left? Check in the back of the van to see if there's a bottle for you to pee in.

Dude 1: Nawh can't find it...ugh...I have to...go...NOWWWW!!!! UWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

*pees from the back seat all the way to the front seat windshield*

Dude 2: Dude WTF?! how did you do that?

Dude 1: I just had a uringasm and it felt great!

Dude 2: That was awesome, I'm really pissed off that you did that but still impressed!

Uringasm by RinSu The Void December 24, 2011

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Uron

NOUN:

A unit of spoon bending equal to the amount required to bend one tea spoon to completeness. One thousandth of the amount required to one complete shovel. Used in few magical and Crypto-Occultism fields.

Origin:

Late 20th century: from Uri Geller.

That bender rated at least 7 Urons!!

Uron by M4D_Francis December 24, 2018

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