urnalism

Today's Journalism - usually a poorly researched or even completely false article written by a "urnalist" pushing a specific narrative or agenda over facts. Compounds the word "Journalism" with "Urnal" in a way for obvious reasons.

Did you see the article written by a Urnalist at Eurogamer about dead or alive 6? It somehow managed to relate it to Trump and Ivanka's relationship? Holy fuck they are terrible at their job, Urnalism at its finest.

urnalism by _MaDMaN08 March 2, 2019

Urinalism 

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

Urinalism by Flazzorb November 7, 2019

Urinalism 

Writings, quotes, blurbs or jibberish found on or around urinal surfaces; of or pertaining to distinctive doctorine, theory, beliefs, systems or practice . Generally, but not always, composed by persons after alcohol consumption.

If you are writing a urinalism in the restroom, you have been in there too long.

Urinalism by Dmarkisw February 19, 2015