Urinalism

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

by Flazzorb November 7, 2019

Urinalism

Writings, quotes, blurbs or jibberish found on or around urinal surfaces; of or pertaining to distinctive doctorine, theory, beliefs, systems or practice . Generally, but not always, composed by persons after alcohol consumption.

If you are writing a urinalism in the restroom, you have been in there too long.

by Dmarkisw February 19, 2015

games urinalist

A Games Journalist who is, in fact, an activist posing as a journalist, whose work belongs in a urinal.

I can't believe that games urinalist thinks the reader can't see that he is just blatantly pushing his political agenda.

by zorclon March 2, 2019

urnalism

Today's Journalism - usually a poorly researched or even completely false article written by a "urnalist" pushing a specific narrative or agenda over facts. Compounds the word "Journalism" with "Urnal" in a way for obvious reasons.

Did you see the article written by a Urnalist at Eurogamer about dead or alive 6? It somehow managed to relate it to Trump and Ivanka's relationship? Holy fuck they are terrible at their job, Urnalism at its finest.

by _MaDMaN08 March 2, 2019

urinalsexual

It is basically where you are attracted to urinals and you get happy when you use them.

Friend: I got hard when I used the urinal.
You: That makes you urinalsexual.

by Lababababs June 27, 2023

Urinism

Urinism describes recently partnerned peoples inability to speak in the singular person any more... The "I" is replaced with "We"... They are talking in "We" hence the urinism...

Urinism in practice "We can not come out tonight because we are staying in to watch a DVD with a bottle of vino..." or "We do not think it's a good idea"... or "We would but we are off away for a smug weekend"....

by SE13Mox March 20, 2008

Urinalysis paralysis

When you become too nervous to pee during a drug test. Can be caused by fear of testing positive or just plain situational discomfort.

Man, with the inspector standing right there, I got serious urinalysis paralysis.

by Hoser2 March 2, 2018