To scroll through the Urban Dictionary and fined fucking absurd and crazy shit that will scar you and make you an irrelevant human being that should be sent to the underworld for what they have read.
Damn Steve should stop Urbanization at night, he's really fucking gay now, and why is he wearing 2 Strap on's?
Guy 1 I'm a urbanictionlovemerching person I'm getting all of the merch Guy 2 uhh do you ever get quazidaziapaziannoyed of it sometimes Guy 1 no
Guy 2 ok cool
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).