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ur gramp tramp 

one of the worst insults you could give a man, far worse than “ur mom gay”, “ur dad lesbian” and “ur granny tranny”. using this will end someone
ryan: ur mom gay
paul: no u
ryan: well, UR GRAMP TRAMP
paul: *dies*
ur gramp tramp by moistduck May 10, 2018
Words you can keep

ur gramp a tramp

The worst of all. Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, AND ur granny tranny.
Dan: ur mom gay

Mike: oh yeah, well your gramp a tramp.

Dan: *dies*

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.
Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*

Ur gramp a tramp

A sacred word to only be spoken by the gods it can cause anything to happen
Carl : Ur Mom Gay
Dylan : Ur Sister A Mister
Carl : Ur Gramp A Tramp

*The universe instantly decays as God himself slits his wrist from his mistakes
Ur gramp a tramp by Dead.Orphans March 18, 2018

ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.
Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ur gramp a tramp by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020

Ur Gramp a Tramp

This is not to be used lightly as it can end a man's entire career, the phrase is closely related to "Ur Daddy Lesbian", "Ur Mom Gay", "Ur Granny Tranny", and the newest addition "Ur Sister a Mister" and can be used in the same way.
Bector: Ur Mom Gay
Sethieboii: Ur Daddy Lesbian
Bector: Ur Sister a Mister
Sethieboii: Ur Gramp a Tramp
Bector: ** Dies **

Ur grampy trampy 

The ultimate diss. This can be used to reply to things like your granny tranny
Ryan: Your mom gay lol
Bradley: no u
Ryan: Ur daddy lesbian
Bradley: Your granny tranny
Ryan: Your grampy trampy
Bradley:*looses all faith and kills himself in less than 1 second*
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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