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*unzips dick* 

Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.
OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*

unzips pants guys i got to go 

little markie boy decides to unzip his pants in a skype call with a girl in the call and says guys i got to go and leaves the call to bust a nut. now kaleb and marissa turned this into a meme and it will never get old. nd we will never stop saying this ever. yours truly - marissa

*unzips jacket* 

usually said to bait gwen when she thinks she's gonna get the D
Me: thats it, you asked for it
Gwen: w-whaaa, n-no
Me: Yes...*unzips*
Gwen: what are you unzipping >/////<
Me: *unzips jacket*
Gwen: fuck u
A term to describe raw authenticity and vulnerability.
“Girl, he unzipped some rawness on our first date

“She’s dope, not afraid to unzip her feelings

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.
He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

Unzipping the Zipper 

A term used to describe any sort of irresponsible action, not just an irresponsible sexual encounter.
Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.