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e-ntroduce 

To introduce 2 people via e-mail.
Jim and Ted: I think you guys should get to know each other so I'm pleased to e-ntroduce you to each other.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

unproductivity 

A word that basically means being unproductive.
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Nothing
Girl: Me too! Yay for unproductivity!
unproductivity by crazygirlwithlemon February 22, 2010

e-introduce 

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email
She e-introduced me to the team
e-introduce by Luizitto July 12, 2017

introduced to a brick wall at high speed 

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed