1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.
Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?
Guy #1: Of course not.
Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?
Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?
2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.
Guy #2: You have HIV now.
Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?
Guy #1: Of course not.
Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?
Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?
2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.
Guy #2: You have HIV now.
by BigGrabby August 17, 2009

by Minecraft1238 January 09, 2019

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.
Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 06, 2021

by g1224 July 22, 2020

by The Original Energizer Bunny October 19, 2008

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009

by CockSucker69420WasTaken March 02, 2023
