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unprotected sex 

1.) The only real kind.

2.) A good way to get HIV.
1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.

Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?

Guy #1: Of course not.

Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?

Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?

2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.

Guy #2: You have HIV now.
unprotected sex by BigGrabby August 17, 2009

Unprotected Sex 

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.
Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

Unprotected Sex 

Unprotected Sex is the sex that counts. Change my mind.
Unprotected Sex by g1224 July 22, 2020

Unprotected Sex Partner 

An unprotected sex partner is one who does not have a gun, or some other weapon when having sex.
Steve Allen only has male unprotected sex partners. He thinks women are icky.

unprotected eye sex

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.
I hope I don't get pink eye after having unprotected eye sex with that guy.

Unprotected Bacteria Sex 

Backrooms Bacteria having sex with no condom on.
Haha, the new backrooms video features Unprotected Bacteria Sex in it!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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