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unpenis is a verb. when you unpenis someone it means to cut off their penis. haha bye bye penis. this could be while they're going beddy byes or when they're wide awake.
me; haha unpenis *cuts off penis*
sam: oh no my penis *bleeds to death because bye bye penis*
unpenis by Crinklesnoop Hater January 20, 2025
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A phallus with a particularly cuboid nature.
Shalissa: Were you informed of Kyle's USPenis? How absolutely absurd!
Meredith: I was; what an interesting bodily development.
USPenis by big chonker March 28, 2021

Fumer un penis 

VisiteurNeutre enjoys, once in a while, fumer un penis.
Fumer un penis by JohnnyGraine February 16, 2009
A guy who doesen't care about him or his dick.
Damn I have a ugpenis from not washing daily.
ugpenis by Sean Hartman December 21, 2007

unpenised 

When someone has been exposed to many many penises and no longer is aroused by any.
You're wasting your time man, she's unpenised.
unpenised by Molly the Unicorn January 17, 2022

Unpunished 

To get a punishment lifted by your parents.
When will I be unpunished?
Unpunished by Jackamania June 11, 2023
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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