Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.

From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

Unicornity by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016

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Unicornasaurus

A half unicorn, half stegosaurus.

imadewd (8:12:54 PM): I am Barry White
starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"

Unicornasaurus by Tree-Fitty November 30, 2005

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Unicorny

The universal language of ex-hippy moms, especially those who may or may not have been in a Christian Folk band that one time.

Kelly's mom kept going on about lemons-into-lemonade today. And then she mentioned synchronicity? She is so unicorny.

Unicorny by modinkpeeb May 26, 2011

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