Unicornity

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Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.

From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

Unicornity by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016

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Unicornity

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.

Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.

Unicornity by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

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Unicorny

A word used to describe little girl tv shows/movies that involve imaginary creatures such as unicorns or rainbow ponies

My sister made me watch a princess movie and it was very unicorny

Unicorny by WaffleCohn May 6, 2011

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Unicorning

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

We unicorned until the sun came up.

Unicorning by Diamond Cutter (Pres) January 20, 2005

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unicornia

A place where all the unicorns come from
They stay hidden from humans just like mermaids

I wish I could go to unicornia

unicornia by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015

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unicorniverse

an alternate universe inhabited by unicorns of all shapes and sizes. Unicorns believe in mythological creatures called "humans" which are believed to be magical with their upright posture and unicorn riding abilities.

Did the white unicorn take Neil Patrick Harris to unicorniverse when he died in Harold and Kumar part 2?

unicorniverse by incybeansy March 27, 2009

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Unicornisus

An animal that is a cross between a unicorn and a pegasus

Riding a unicornisus through the sky is like riding a whale through a bowl full of jello

Unicornisus by cool3st_dino_evar! March 17, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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