Unicornity

Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.

From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016

Unicornity

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.

Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.

by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

Unicorny

A word used to describe little girl tv shows/movies that involve imaginary creatures such as unicorns or rainbow ponies

My sister made me watch a princess movie and it was very unicorny

by WaffleCohn May 6, 2011

Unicorning

Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

We unicorned until the sun came up.

by Diamond Cutter (Pres) January 20, 2005

unicornia

A place where all the unicorns come from
They stay hidden from humans just like mermaids

I wish I could go to unicornia

by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015

unicorniverse

an alternate universe inhabited by unicorns of all shapes and sizes. Unicorns believe in mythological creatures called "humans" which are believed to be magical with their upright posture and unicorn riding abilities.

Did the white unicorn take Neil Patrick Harris to unicorniverse when he died in Harold and Kumar part 2?

by incybeansy March 27, 2009

Unicornisus

An animal that is a cross between a unicorn and a pegasus

Riding a unicornisus through the sky is like riding a whale through a bowl full of jello

by cool3st_dino_evar! March 17, 2011