Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.
From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.
by TheNonUnicorn January 27, 2016
A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.
Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."
Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."
Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."
Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020
Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 14, 2023
by yborybor98 April 1, 2012
Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros
by spoilded brat with teeth October 25, 2012
by Hammy the great January 9, 2018