4 definitions by Tree-Fitty

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Crisis News Network.

The widely known and watched news station on TV, CNN, which ACTUALLY stands for "Cable News Network", will take almost any subject, and will over-exaggerate it to death.

Most of the time, running news stories for weeks at a time.

CNN will also take any subject, and try and create news off things that are connected TO the subject, but talk about things that have no relation to the point
"Breaking news, catasrophe in downtown Toronto, a Go-Train has stopped 50 meters from the station. Police don't know what caused the incident, but noone was believed to be hurt. Foul play has been ruled out."

"Now Tom, the Go-Train rides on a 5 inch thick electrically charged super-conducting alloy correct?"

"Yes that is correct Dave"

"Can you tell us the chemical composition of that metal over the next 20 minutes?"

"Coming up next on CNN, the pope coughs, fear sweeps over the nation."
by Tree-Fitty July 23, 2005
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Down 4(For) Life.
Made such words as laffy taffy,jollyrancher famous, through his song, laffy taffy
Girl Shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy -- D4L
by Tree-Fitty November 13, 2005
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Rolling on the floor laughing, that you're crapping in the hallway. As seen on the Daily show with Jon Stewart.
".. I just ate an MRE, and I crapped in the hallway of the SuperDome..."

by Tree-Fitty October 25, 2005
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A half unicorn, half stegosaurus.
imadewd (8:12:54 PM): I am Barry White
starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"
by Tree-Fitty November 28, 2005
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