uni flake

When your ass fro and your ball fro get tangled up. Plus it's not very fresh, not exactly dry but not moist either. Just flaked out and shit

That's what you said about birthing vags right, it's a uni flake?

uni flake by toxikcupkake26 April 7, 2017

Fake Uni 

A fake uni (university), will either use part or all of the name of a more prestigous uni nearby, in an attempt to lure potential undergraduates. Examples include, Sheffield Hallam Universtiy, UWIC (Cardiff) and Heriot-Watt University Edingburgh.

Phil may have to settle for a fake uni, unless he gets lucky in his Alevels.

Fake Uni by tears181 June 27, 2008

Uniflake 

A university professor that preaches social justice at every given chance and is outraged when challenged

my professor is such a uniflake she keeps demanding i acknowledge my white privilege and apologize for things that happened hundreds of years before i was born

Uniflake by cobbler333 June 8, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012