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when women are gross yuck
Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
Unhorny by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021
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you can do this my playing video games with lots of violence.
Bob: uh oh im horny, unhorny time

5 seconds later

Bob: UNNRRRAAAAAAA, HOLY SHIT, I FUCKING LOVE DOOM

*METAL MUSIC 🎶🎶*

Bob: I HATE WOMEN, HAHAHAHGGAHAHAAGHAGAHAGAHA
Unhorny by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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When you dont wanna fuck cause the nigga got you tight and he violate yo ass (jalyna has a fat ass)😂😭
Im unhorny nigga
Unhorny by Bbcccccccccccccccc February 5, 2018

Unhornify 

To try to make yourself unaroused by taking a cold shower, running, thinking of something extremely boring, or any other thing so you can distract yourself from naughty thoughts.
Please talk to me about something boring so I can unhornify myself before you leave.
Unhornify by Rio Hondo April 16, 2010

Unhornilize 

To make someone less horny in a hypothetical sense.
Gabriel is horny all the time, I wish I could just unhornilize him.
Unhornilize by AbroUnknown February 8, 2023

unhornieable 

(Adj) can't make you horny.
That nerd is so unhornieable.
unhornieable by Munnie. November 30, 2011

Unihorny 

The feeling a unicorn gets when it gets sexually aroused.
"If a unicorn is horny, is it unihorny?"
Unihorny by Sarcastic.vibes April 17, 2017
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