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When you are horny but the situation is unfortunate.
Me: Hey babe I'm horny want to bang?
Her: Sorry I'm on my period.
Me: Fuck! Now I'm super unforny.
unforny by pdiddyfu September 21, 2020
Words you can keep
when women are gross yuck
Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
Unhorny by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021
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unfornigle 

Insult to attack people that you don’t like or you are angry with.
Look at that unfornigle 😂
unfornigle by APVI November 24, 2021
you can do this my playing video games with lots of violence.
Bob: uh oh im horny, unhorny time

5 seconds later

Bob: UNNRRRAAAAAAA, HOLY SHIT, I FUCKING LOVE DOOM

*METAL MUSIC 🎶🎶*

Bob: I HATE WOMEN, HAHAHAHGGAHAHAAGHAGAHAGAHA
Unhorny by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

unfornicate 

I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)
unfornicate by E_Man July 5, 2012
When you dont wanna fuck cause the nigga got you tight and he violate yo ass (jalyna has a fat ass)😂😭
Im unhorny nigga
Unhorny by Bbcccccccccccccccc February 5, 2018

unforgy penis 

Darling I remember you whole of my life,coz you have an unforgy penis. i want you so much.
unforgy penis by saddy's cunt February 19, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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